stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)



Can someone make me this…

Can someone make me this…



atdam:

rvspberryheroin:

damn

Hella deep

atdam:

rvspberryheroin:

damn

Hella deep

posted 2 days ago jebbus) with 23,634 notes.




deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 



raltimore:

Cinematic masterpiece tbqh



2o6:

Sup.

2o6:

Sup.

posted 5 days ago 2o6) with 635 notes.




Attractive right? 

  • Friend: -talks about attractive girl-
  • Me: I remember when I was attracted to myself ... oh wait that's me everyday
  • Friend: damn it anthony
  •  I wonder who this friend is
posted 2 weeks ago with 5 notes.